When my relatives start asking me why I haven’t found a nice boyfriend yet

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m like, 

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There are things that used to make me smile, One of them was you for just a little while. 

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collegehumor: F You Baltimore Full disclosure: “BBQ’r” is my favorite UGC video ever, but since that was taken, the honor of second place falls to “F You Baltimore,” a fake commercial for a Baltimore, Maryland car dealership named Big Bill Hell’s. It’s sixty seconds of cheerfully unprompted profanity, insults, and savage personal threats set to automobile b-roll and up-tempo music. Because nothing makes me want to buy a new car like having my nuts threatened. Bahaha! Fuck you, Baltimore! View high resolution

collegehumor:

F You Baltimore

Full disclosure: “BBQ’r” is my favorite UGC video ever, but since that was taken, the honor of second place falls to “F You Baltimore,” a fake commercial for a Baltimore, Maryland car dealership named Big Bill Hell’s. It’s sixty seconds of cheerfully unprompted profanity, insults, and savage personal threats set to automobile b-roll and up-tempo music. Because nothing makes me want to buy a new car like having my nuts threatened.

Bahaha! Fuck you, Baltimore!

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indierawk:

The National - The Rains of Castamere.

New music via Stereogum. There are two things I really dig: The National and Game of Thrones. Now I have the best of both worlds. #indienerd #ihopethisisjoffreysfuneralsongthatdick

THIS IS GOOD!

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And it’s over
And I’m going under
But I’m not giving up
I’m just giving in.

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The Fray - Heartless (by thefrayVEVO)

I could listen to this all day. Maybe I will.

When my best friend & I hot-boxed a car for the first time

whatshouldwecallme:

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When it’s the middle of the day, and my friend asks if I want to start drinking

whatshouldwecallme:

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Oh. I like what you’ve got going on there.

Oh. I like what you’ve got going on there.